{"product_id":"cuddly-as-fck-heart-enamel-dog-tag","title":"Cuddly As F*ck Heart | Enamel Dog Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the dog who's aggressively affectionate (and you're not afraid to say it). This explicit heart-shaped enamel dog tag brings unapologetic cuddle energy to your pup's collar—perfect for velcro dogs, professional cuddlers, and pups whose need for physical contact is both constant and undeniable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePREMIUM ENAMEL CONSTRUCTION\u003c\/strong\u003e – Bold Valentine red heart with raised cream lettering that doesn't mince words. The classic heart shape with explicit messaging creates that perfect balance of sweet and salty. This tag says what everyone's thinking but only you're brave enough to put on a collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e18K GOLD PLATED STAINLESS STEEL\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-quality stainless steel base with luxe 18k gold plating means this tag can handle constant contact from your aggressively cuddly pup. Waterproof, sweat-proof, and built to last through endless snuggle sessions, forced lap sits, and zero concept of personal space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFADE \u0026amp; TARNISH RESISTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e – No peeling, fading, or losing its bold message. This tag stays looking sharp through couch cuddles, bed invasions, and every moment where your pup demonstrates exactly how cuddly they are (extremely, constantly, aggressively).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEXPLICIT VALENTINE DESIGN\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic heart shape with bold language that perfectly captures velcro dog energy. Part of our Bad Tags seasonal Valentine collection for dog parents who aren't afraid of a little profanity. This tag is honest, hilarious, and unapologetically accurate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFUNCTIONAL HONESTY\u003c\/strong\u003e – Engraved contact info on the back means this explicit enamel tag does double duty: warns strangers about incoming cuddles while keeping your aggressively affectionate pup safe if they wander off searching for more people to smother with love.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Your Dog Needs This\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause subtlety isn't their strong suit. This explicit heart enamel pet ID tag is for dogs whose cuddle game is aggressive—the ones who need to be touching you at all times, who sit ON you instead of next to you, and who genuinely don't understand the concept of personal space. Premium materials meet unapologetic language for a tag that tells it like it is. Part of our Bad Tags Valentine collection—not for the faint of heart but perfect for velcro dogs, professional cuddlers, or any pup whose affection level is both intense and constant. They're cuddly as f*ck—might as well own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGet Your Cuddle Monster Their Tag →\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause your dog isn't basic, and his collar shouldn't be either.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dongguan Hesheng Trading Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43822140883053,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/8585\/0989\/files\/cuddly-as-fck-enamel-dog-tag.jpg?v=1766676190","url":"https:\/\/gooddogtags.com\/products\/cuddly-as-fck-heart-enamel-dog-tag","provider":"Good Dog Tags","version":"1.0","type":"link"}